Texan Living in Scotland

Things I've been meaning to share about it over here.

1. The town is called Golf City, which for some reason reminds me that Houston is called Space City. 
2. You know those Glade commercials? The annoying ones with the same lady? Well the commercials are the same here...same actress and situations...except she has a British accent. (I find it bizarre and hilarious.)
3. TV shows in the states have a weird break where they come back for thirty seconds for one last joke. Ya?? OK well they show American shows over here but the timing of commercials is completely  off. They just show the last joke before the last commercial.  This one is only for people that are obsessed with TV like me.
4. I was explaining to my friend Richard what jungle juice was (don't ask).  He asked if we drank it out of red plastic cups because he always envisioned American high school parties with the red plastic cups.  
5. Guy Fawkes day is Saturday and there are fireworks involved.  Actually almost any night, I seem to hear fireworks going off but never see any.....
6. I'm switching to tea instead of coffee.  Tea with milk is yummy.
7. People here  break into song in pubs ALOT.
8. Correction: men break into chants.