Presley is a gem of a dog. He is kind and loyal and funny. His nose is really soft and he chases bunnies in his sleep. His best friend is a cat. He will snuggle with you in bed. When he is bored, he will sigh real loudly at the end of the bed, essentially rolling his eyes at your laziness. (Good motivator.) He doesn't bark indoors or chase his tail like dopier dogs do. He crosses his legs when he lays down (so polite.) He doesn't like to get his paws wet on early morning dew. He lays his head in your lap when you need him to support you. He puts up with you when you come home drunk and bother him.
I just thought you should know some of these things since you have made it unbelievably difficult for Presley to come over here. I think you would really enjoy his company once he is here. His transition will be easy because he has friends lined up to walk him and play with him.
Could you please make this any easier, because basically his human (me) misses the crud out of him? Please see attachments for further evidence.
Thank you for your time and have a lovely day.
Your newest cheerleader,
Jenny Daggett
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